Tartarus banter – Reyes & Puck

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Reyes: All right, my turn. Sloane, Tann, and Kaetus.

Puck: Pfff, easy. Fuck Sloane, marry Kaetus, kill Tann.

Reyes: Seriously? That’s what you’re going with?

Puck: Yeah? Tann’s dead no matter what, Sloane I could take or leave, but if I marry Kaetus, I can fuck him whenever I want.

Reyes: [laughs] I’m sure he’d be only too happy to oblige. I know how much he loves having you around.

Puck: Laugh it up, ass. Let’s see…[scratches at the chin of her helmet and looks up at the ceiling]

Puck: Kian, Keema, and… [looks him straight in the eyes] the Pathfinder.

Reyes: Oh, come on!

Puck: You can say it. I won’t tell Keema you’d kill her over Kian.

Reyes: That’s not

Puck: [shrill gasp] How could you?! Poor Kian’s going to be so heartbroken. He trusted you, Reyes!

Reyes: [folds his arms] What makes you think I wouldn’t kill Sa- …Ryder?

Puck: I think you just answered your own question.

Reyes: I think it’s time for a new game. And a drink. Or three.

Puck: I’ll get ‘em. Someone has to warn poor sweet Kian.

Omggggg love this.

Peaks of Kadara

A fluffy, romantic Reyder one-shot based one of my own favourite Kadara screenies. 

Before takes place after Reyes and Mara take out the Roekaar base and before he asks for her help with Zia.  

After takes place in the first month of their relationship, before Mara hits the Archon’s flagship.


Before…

Mara landed lightly on the flattened ridge of the mountaintop. She stood slowly, and a delighted grin split her face as she admired the breathtaking view stretching before her.

Rugged peaks in shades of ochre and ash bit into the sky like the teeth of a huge predator. Textures of lichen and rock blended together seamlessly along the ridges of the mountains. Light, fluffy clouds of mist wreathed the peaks, including the one on which Mara stood, and the sky was the same perfect pale blue of a Canadian summer sky on Earth.  

To Mara’s right, the stark, shining majesty of a Remnant monolith shone in the Kadaran sun. Two blue beams of light stretched gracefully away from the monolith’s highest peak, no doubt towards the planet’s other two monoliths. The eerie turquoise shine of the monolith’s shiny alien surfaces served a beautiful juxtaposition to the random natural beauty of the Kadaran mountain range.

Mara removed her helmet and closed her eyes rapturously. Peebee and Vetra were collecting salvage and resources from the destroyed Rembots at the base of the monolith, and Mara had decided to take a quick 10-minute break to jumpjet up to this peak and simply enjoy the view. She breathed in deeply through her nose, feeling immensely contented. From this high up, the sulfurous smell of Kadara’s water was faint, and the air held the fresh scents of warm rock, dry grass, and… gunpowder and soap.

Mara heard a crunch of pebbles behind her, and abruptly snapped into alertness. She dropped her helmet and spun, simultaneously unsheathing her asari sword with her left hand, her right hand glowing with biotic power.

Reyes Vidal stood two metres away, hands in his pockets, looking completely at ease. “Pathfinder! Fancy seeing you here,” he said casually, as though they’d just run into each other in the Kadara market.

Mara felt a swooping sensation in her stomach, akin to the feeling of a roller coaster at the top of its drop. She slowly rose from her defensive position and sheathed her sword, biting the inside of her cheek hard to stop herself from smiling. Come on, Mara, she told herself. You might have the world’s biggest crush on him, but he doesn’t need to know that.

Mara gave a brisk businesslike nod. “Reyes. What are you doing all the way up here?”

Reyes took a step closer and shrugged. “I could ask you the same thing.” He smiled at her.

Mara could feel her cheeks getting hot at the devastating beauty of his smile. She purposely turned away from him and faced the view, certain that he’d see her feelings written all over her face if she looked at him for a moment longer. “We just activated that Remnant monolith. I thought I’d celebrate by enjoying the view. What’s your excuse?” She looked up at him, one corner of her lips pulled up in a flirtatious smirk.

Reyes came and stood next to her, his eyes on the horizon. “This is one of my favourite spots on Kadara. Total coincidence that I happen to find you here.” He shot her an equally flirtatious glance.

Mara couldn’t hide her smile any longer. She grinned and shook her head. “Uh-huh. Total coincidence, my ass. You’re the most well-informed person I know.”

Reyes folded his arms smugly. “True. But it really is a great view, isn’t it?”

Mara folded her arms as well and shifted her weight to her left hip… leaving only an inch of space between herself and Reyes. “It really is.”

They stood in companionable silence for a minute, maybe longer; Mara wasn’t sure. The majority of her mind was preoccupied with his proximity and with the electric current that seemed to be flowing between them. Underneath her armour, Mara could swear the fine hairs on her arms were standing on end at the mere tantalizing thought of his touch. The moment was undeniably rife with romantic potential.

What if she just kissed him right now?

But she barely knew him.

But would that be so terrible, to kiss a man she hardly knew?

Mara’s thoughts continued to swirl in a frenzy of excitement and nerves until her omni-tool lit up and buzzed with incoming call from Vetra. Mara answered the call immediately. “Vee. Report?”

“All cleaned up down here, Ryder. We’re ready to move on when you are.”

“Great. Be down in one minute.” Mara hung up and turned to Reyes, uncertain whether she was disappointed to end this quiet, intimate moment, or relieved for the excuse to escape her own spinning thoughts. She gave him a rueful smile. “Duty calls. See you around?”

Reyes smiled and patted her amicably on the shoulder. “Sure thing, Ryder. Don’t be a stranger.” He gave her a tiny wink – fucking smooth bastard, Mara thought as her traitorous heart thumped with attraction – then strolled away and jump-jetted down the mountain.

When he was out of sight, Mara turned back to the view and wrapped her arms around herself, savouring the tingly feeling of the butterflies in her stomach and chest. She grinned to herself, amused by the adolescent intensity of her crush on the gorgeous smuggler.

Maybe Mara hadn’t been bold enough to make a move on him today, but there was still so much to do on Kadara. They were sure to run into Reyes again soon.

She had lots of time to build up her courage.

******************

After…

Mara landed lightly on the flattened ridge of the mountaintop. She stood slowly, and a grin split her face as she remembered the first time she’d enjoyed this view… and how Reyes had unexpectedly appeared at her side, for no other apparent reason than to enjoy it with her.

“You look like you’re waiting for someone.”

A flush of anticipation jolted her belly, and her grin became even wider. She turned her head to look at Reyes as he strolled up casually to stand beside her, as handsome and at-ease as the last time they’d been on this peak together.

Mara shrugged with mock-casualness, then turned back to look out at the horizon. She could feel her heart rate increasing from his mere closeness. “Just admiring the view, you know. What brings you up here?”

Reyes turned to face her, then slowly reached over and turned her face to his with a firm hand cradling her neck. His thumb brushed the soft skin beneath her ear as he gazed at her, his hooded bronze eyes tracing the curves of her lips, the arch of her dark eyebrows. Mara blushed slightly under the intensity of his gaze, but she couldn’t look away from his face, the face she’d come to love better than any other in such a short space of time.

Reyes’ lips curled in a slow smile, and finally he answered her question, his eyes still on her face. “Same thing. Here to enjoy the view. And it’s breathtaking.”

Mara smiled back at him. A feeling of total well-being washed over her like a warm wave and she stepped into his space, her hands curled against his abs as she pressed her body flush to his.

“I want to say something clever, but I feel like it would ruin this moment,” she joked, her voice husky.

Reyes’ eyes were serious as he smiled down at her, his hand sliding along her neck so he could brush his thumb against her lips. “Then don’t say anything,” he whispered. “Just kiss me.”

Mara complied eagerly, tilting her chin up to meet his lips. He slid his hand around to the back of her head to hold her more firmly, his lips sliding over hers to nip her bottom lip gently before he delved his sweet tongue into the heat of her mouth.

Mara wrapped her arms around his waist and tried to memorize this moment: the sound of wind, the sun gently heating her face, Reyes’ delicious scent of soap and gunpowder, and the sweet surge of emotion in her chest and throat as her lover held her close.

Of all the things she’d seen in Heleus, all the wonder and awe she’d felt, nothing could come come close to the joy she felt in this moment.


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Whiskey and Wine: Reyes and Keema gettin’ sloshed

This has been my favourite chapter to write so far of my Reyes and Keema BFF fic! I just had to share here. I hope you enjoy! 


Keema laughed… and then she just kept on laughing.

Reyes smiled weakly at her. “Okay, Keems. I’m funny, but I’m not that funny.”

Keema was drunk. After telling her about the Oblivion problem, Reyes had had trouble calming her down. She was insisting that Sloane was behind it, and nothing Reyes said could convince her that they needed more information. Keema had gotten increasingly angry at him for trying to remain logical, so Reyes had had no choice but to fall back on a time-honoured human tradition for coping with emotional distress: he’d gotten her very, very drunk.

Reyes reflected that perhaps he’d gone a little too far by adding whiskey to her third and fourth glasses of wine. She’d announced grandly that she loved the combination, but Reyes wondered if she wasn’t in the position to make judgment calls about the quality of a drink at this point.

As friends were wont to do when the alcohol started flowing, she and Reyes had gotten to talking about sex. In truth, the topic of sex would usually have been something of an academic conversation given the physiological and anatomical differences between angara and humans, but Keema was way too sloshed for this to be anything but raunchy.

Keema turned to face Reyes and grabbed his arm. “You know who’s really not funny? Evfra. You haven’t met him, but he’s a complete hardass.”

“Yep, you said that already,” Reyes said, trying hard not to laugh.

“Did I? I did. Right. But I didn’t tell you that his ass is also hard and as sculpted as rocks. Stars and skies, he is a gorgeous man. Those thighs? They’re so muscly from killing kett.” She hiccuped daintily before continuing. “Reyes, he is always frowning. I have never ever ever seen him smile. It’s so fucking sexy. If I could, I would ride him straight from here to Zheng He.”

It was too much. Reyes laughed until his stomach hurt and tears were squeezing their way out of his eyes. Keema pushed his shoulder, trying to regain his attention. “You think this is funny, do you?” she slurred. “It’s not funny at all. I haven’t had sex in years. Years, Reyes. You don’t know what that’s like.”

Reyes wiped his face on his sleeve. “I do, actually. I haven’t had sex in years either.”

Keema stared at him, swaying slightly. “You haven’t? You?

Reyes shook his head. “Nope. Not for 634 years, to be exact.” He smirked.

Keema stared at him in confusion, then suddenly she got it. “Oh! Oh. You’re stupid.” She feebly pushed him again in the chest. “Come on, surely you’ve been riding somebody on this planet. You know everyone.”

Reyes shrugged. “I actually haven’t. Work has been all the satisfaction I need.” He gave her a mock-virtuous look.

Keema wrinkled her nose at him. “Ew.” Then she sighed, her face becoming serious. “I miss touching someone,” she admitted bluntly. “I miss having someone touch me. It’s not just the sex part, but the layaveraash. That’s what I miss the most.”

Reyes frowned. “What was that? Laya-what?”

Layaveraash, you know.” Keema stared at him like he was particularly stupid child, then sighed in exasperation. “It’s that feeling you get from holding someone after sex. Well, not always after sex, but… just holding someone, having your body touching theirs, knowing you’re not alone in the world because someone is touching you, anchoring you to the world. It’s that feeling. I miss that.” She tilted her head curiously at him. “Do you miss that?”

Reyes shrugged lightly, but suddenly found he couldn’t make eye contact with her. In all honesty, he wasn’t sure he knew what that felt like. “I definitely miss orgasms,” he retorted, changing the subject. “Wouldn’t mind having one that didn’t involve my own hand.”

Keema burst out laughing again. “Ew!” Then, as her laughing died down, she looked at Reyes.

Reyes looked back at her, staring into her big azure eyes.

A sudden tension tautened the air between them.

Keema frowned slightly and tilted her head quizzically.

Reyes raised his eyebrows and shifted his eyes to the side awkwardly, trying to look anywhere but at her.

The tension turned uncomfortable.

Abruptly, Keema wrinkled her nose. Then the two friends burst out laughing, and Reyes playfully pushed Keema off the couch onto the floor, where she collapsed in a giggling heap.

Still laughing, she hauled herself back onto the couch beside him and took a slug of wine/whiskey, then impulsively wrapped her arms around his neck so that he was awkwardly leaning over her lap, his head tucked under her chin. “Come here, you idiot. I would never ever have sex with you, but I love you anyway,” she said with fuzzy affection.

Reyes chuckled, reaching up to awkwardly pat her on the shoulder. “All right, all right, you wino. Let’s get you something to eat.” He gently disentangled himself from her embrace, then stood and hauled her up from the couch, supporting her as she stumbled over her own feet.

“I know you love me too, Reyes. Even if you’re too emotionally constipated to say it,” she teased as he helped her over to the kitchenette counter and settled her in a chair.

Reyes smiled indulgently at her, then on an uncharacteristic impulse, he kissed her on the forehead. She probably wouldn’t remember tomorrow that he had done it. “Okay, Keems. Now what do you want? Nutrient paste, adhi jerky, bread…?”

As Keema loudly and emphatically demanded an adhi sandwich and Reyes prepared it for her, he thought about her words. Reyes didn’t have much experience with love, romantic or familial. But if feeling comfortable with someone, wanting the best for them, and just wanting them to be happy was familial love, then…

Then, Reyes supposed maybe he did love her.

Not that he would ever tell her that.


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100-word Reyder drabbles: Is This Love?

Mara rolled across the floor, snatching up the assault rifle and aiming it at the Roekaar leader. She threw him a quick smirk then snapped into action, a whirlwind of violent beauty. Biotics flared and bodies flew as she slammed her fist to the ground. She spun low, dodging an omni-blade, her asari sword singing through the air.

Afterwards, she stood tall and tossed back her bangs, grinning at him. “We make a good team,” she proclaimed.

Reyes grinned back. A flood of warmth spread through his body, making his heart pound. Is this love that I’m feeling?

Reyes and Ryder: Something Precious

A quick little Friday afternoon drabble for MEFFW’s 100-word drabble challenge! 


“You look like you’re waiting for someone.”

Green eyes met bronze. The bottom dropped out of his stomach. Her cheeky gaze scanned his body, and it felt like an electric charge.

Reyes Vidal had left the Milky Way to escape Aria T’Loak’s greedy, seductive grasp. He’d left the Nexus to escape the leadership’s questionable decision-making. Somehow he’d become the secret vigilante of Kadara, and there was no escaping his responsibilities.

Reyes had travelled to Andromeda to escape. But one look at her face, and suddenly he knew he had something to run towards, something to capture, something precious.

Mara Ryder.

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Finished! ♥ Reyes is getting a little upset because of Liam, maybe I’ll write a short drabble if I find some time!
The colors aren’t perfect, sadly I havent’ purchased the graphic tablet yet so I color with photoshop, lazo and the damn mouse 😦
I relaly like the finished product, I wanted to add some backgroud but I’m a bit lazy xD 

Hope you like it 😉

Soooo gorgeous. The Charlatan is NOT amused

Day 7 of Reyes Vidal Week: The Charlatan and the Archangel

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Today’s fanfic prompt was either Cannon or AU, and I’ve gone totally AU. 

My biggest HC is that Reyes learned all his Charlatan tricks as Aria T’Loak’s protégé, then eventually escaped her by joining the Andromeda Initiative. This is a short story of what might have happened if Reyes had stayed on Omega as Aria’s number-one man instead of joining the Initiative. Some of it is adapted from my original Aria T’Loak/Reyes Vidal story.

Fair warning: I LOVE Reyes and I LOVE Garrus but in this story they go head-to-head. Oh dear oh dear oh dear what have I done…


2183 C. E.: Omega Station, The Milky Way

BLAM. A third and final shot rang out, and the merc towering over Reyes crumpled, bits of skull and blood sprinkling over the docks as he fell. Jesus, that was a close one, Reyes thought with relief as he stood shakily, but he wasn’t in the clear yet.

Being followed and jumped by three armed mercs on a deserted dock on Omega was not Reyes’ idea of a good evening. He probably could have handled the mercs by himself, though it would have been a close shave with them all being armed; but the person who had ‘saved’ him – clearly a sniper, from the precision of the shots and the fact that the shooter had not yet revealed themselves – introduced a new, totally unknown element of danger.

 There. At the upper level ringing the docks, Reyes caught a hint of movement. A figure stood – a male turian, from the distinctive crest. He slung a Black Widow sniper rifle smoothly over his back, then made his way towards the stairs that led down to the docks level as he spoke. “Walking around Omega’s deserted docks at this hour is a good way to get yourself killed.”

Despite the turian’s blunt words, his polyphonic voice sounded kinder than the average turian’s… and unusually kind for Omega. He’s not a local either, Reyes thought. He slapped on a dorky, naive smile and replied, “Yeah, I’ve only been here a couple months – still don’t know where I’m going half the time. Don’t know how to thank you – I’d be dead if you hadn’t stepped in.”

 The turian drew near, and Reyes examined his saviour curiously. The turian sniper sported blue clan paint over his malar carapace, and a distinctive, minimalist visor over his left eye – probably helps with aiming, Reyes thought with interest. The turian looked him over suspiciously and asked, “Are you hurt?”

Reyes shook his head. “I’m good, thanks. Really. That happened so fast.”

 The turian continued to study him, a frankly mistrustful look on his face. “I’ve seen you with Aria T’Loak’s people. You’re falling into a bad crowd there. Maybe I should take you out as well.”

Fuck. Me, Reyes thought with a surge of anxiety. Time for some smooth talking. “I’m with the Alliance. I came here on a mission, but everything went wrong. Aria kept me as a prisoner and now I’m working for her… I didn’t know what else to do.”

 The turian sniper eyed him with open suspicion, then gave a small nod. “Get off this station if you know what’s good for you,” the turian said sternly. He stared intently at Reyes, and there was a gleam of hardness in his eyes. “If I catch you involved in any criminal activity, I won’t be so lenient next time. Go.”

 Reyes nodded emphatically. “Yeah, I’ll try and get out of here. Thanks again, I really…” But his turian saviour was already walking away purposefully. As the turian disappeared into the shadows, Reyes swallowed, then remembered that Anto, Aria’s second-in-command, must be waiting somewhere on the docks for him. He called Anto on his omni-tool.

 Anto answered almost immediately. “What the fuck was that?” he hissed. “I hid when I heard the shots. How the fuck did you get out of that alive?”

 “Some fancy talking,” Reyes replied, as relief began to finally wash over him, making him feel giddy. “Fanciest fucking talking of my life. Who even was that guy?”

 Anto grunted. “We’ve been getting reports about that guy. You’re lucky you’re not dead, Vidal. You just talked your way out of being sniped by Archangel.”

 ********************

 Garrus Vakarian melted into the shadows, the Black Widow on his back a comforting weight that reminded him of his purpose. Before she had died, Shepard had jokingly used the phrase ‘taking out the trash’ in reference to criminals getting what was coming to them. With a pang of grief, he thought of how she would have made some kind of joke about him being a garbage-man if she could have seen him now.

 Three criminals down for the count in one night, Garrus thought to himself with grim satisfaction as he slipped through Omega’s alleys and corridors to his shitty studio apartment. That human that they’d been targeting, though… Garrus would have to keep an eye on that one. Maybe he was just an innocent, caught up in Aria’s criminal dealings… But innocence and good intentions could be sullied by greed and corruption in a heartbeat. Garrus had seen it too many times to really have faith in anyone anymore. Especially on Omega.

 He stepped into his apartment and engaged the omni-lock, then fastidiously cleaned his Black Widow before racking it carefully on the wall. He was just preparing a light meal when his omni-tool pinged: Lantar Sidonis had arrived. Garrus swiped his omni-tool to let his compatriot in.

 Sidonis stepped in and the two turians nodded to each other sharply, then Sidonis sat at Garrus’ spartan dining/kitchen table. “How did you fare today?” he asked. Garrus and Sidonis, friendly though they were, rarely bothered with small talk.

 Garrus handed him a glass of water, then joined him at the table with his food. “Took out three would-be murderers today. Eclipse lackeys; no loss. Gathered more info on that protection racket in the Blue Suns’ territory, too. It’s run by a batarian named Niall. But it might be a while before we can take it down. I managed to help out a couple of the families in the meantime.”

 Sidonis lowered his glass and gave Garrus a stern look.  “You’re going to go broke if you keep doing this, Vakarian. You have to stay alive on this station, too. That means having a few credits in your pocket, not giving them all away.”

 Garrus grunted. Sidonis wasn’t wrong; Garrus was dipping into his own savings to pay the families’ protection fees, and soon his credits were going to start dwindling dangerously. But Garrus didn’t see an alternative at this time. If I stop paying their fees, the parents will get murdered, then those kids will become orphans, then they’ll get picked up by the gangs… This is the only way to stop the cycle. Even if it’s temporary.

 SIdonis eyed his friend for a moment longer, then chuckled, his flanged voice warm. “I understand you, Vakarian. I do. Once we have a bigger team, we’ll be able to do more. Just hang in there.” Garrus sighed and nodded, his mandibles flaring in a slight smile. Finally, he took a bite of his dinner. “What’s the progress on the team?” he asked Sidonis. Sidonis had told him he’d found another disgruntled justice-seeker who was sick of red tape and might be willing to join their crusade.

 Sidonis nodded and brought up his omni-tool. “It’s looking good. I’ll send you the dossier. Here’s what I thought…”

 The two turians worked into the night, planning their various missions to sweep Omega clean of crime. Garrus savoured the joy of justice, the grim satisfaction of having a clear purpose. And if sometimes there was a wave of another emotion, something darker and more tragic, accompanied by the bittersweet memory of a certain N7 commander with short black hair and intense green eyes, Garrus shoved it aside.

 There was no time or place for grief or regret. Archangel had a purpose. He had to keep his mind, and his aim, sharp and focused.

 ******************

2184 C. E.: One year later…

 Reyes tapped the counter of the bar in Omega’s marketplace and held up two fingers – two fingers of Macallan – to the quarian bartender. The bartender nodded briskly and slid a tumbler across the bar to Reyes, who lifted the tumbler and sipped it leisurely. Today was a relatively relaxed workday; he’d helped Cassian out with a quick interrogation this morning, signed a couple of smuggling deals, and now he was doing some casual info-gathering in the market, listening out for anything interesting – or treasonous – that could be valuable. After all, as Aria always liked to remind him, information was power.

 Reyes was unobtrusively listening to the conversation of a couple of salarian businessmen when he felt someone sidle up beside him at the bar. He glanced to his left… and almost choked on the whiskey that was halfway down his throat as he recognized the person at his elbow.

Archangel. It had been something like a year since Reyes’ encounter with the turian vigilante. In that time, Reyes felt like he’d become a new man, stronger and harder with better survival instincts. Being Aria T’Loak’s number-one agent and fuck buddy could do that to a man. But Reyes had never quite been able to forget the night his ass was saved – and then almost killed – by the turian sniper with deadly accuracy.

 Archangel stared down at him intensely. Turian facial expressions were not Reyes’ forte, but the look in Archangel’s blue-grey eyes was unequivocally hard and unforgiving. “I told you to get off this station if you knew what was good for you,” Archangel said. The hint of kindness that Reyes remembered in his voice was gone. I’m not the only one who’s changed and hardened over the past year, Reyes thought, at the same time as a chill rippled down his back at the turian’s obvious hostility. Reyes mastered his trepidation and gave Archangel a charming smile.

 “Sorry, must have forgotten. How have you been? It’s been what, a year?” Reyes said smoothly, holding up a finger to the bartender and jerking his head at Archangel. The bartender immediately slid Archangel a shot of pale green liquor, but he ignored it, his attention fully on Reyes.

 “You’re one of Aria’s main thugs. Your little story about the Alliance was a lie.”

 The scorn in Archangel’s voice was like a whip, but Reyes ignored it. He hadn’t been lying when he’d said he was Aria’s prisoner a year ago, but he was starting to feel annoyed by the turian. Who the fuck did Archangel think he was? The ethics police? He wasn’t exactly innocent himself. After all, he’d shot three men in cold blood that night. Reyes was annoyed enough that he wanted to return the favour and annoy Archangel in kind. So he pouted mockingly. “That hurts my feelings. I like to think I’m more than just a thug. I’m a man of many talents. But you seem to know all about that already.” Reyes purposely looked away from Archangel, his facial expression bored as he sipped his whiskey.

 He almost jumped at the sound of the turian’s flanged voice close to his ear. “The only reason you aren’t dead right now is that I don’t want to start a public brawl in the middle of the afternoon.”

 Reyes felt a simmering rage at the turian’s holier-than-thou attitude. Quick as a flash, Reyes pulled a short knife from the sheath on his thigh and held it against Archangel’s abdomen… right in the space on the turian body that melted from carapace into more penetrable skin. Reyes stared up into the turian’s eyes, all pretense of joking charm replaced by a cold hardness that would have made Aria proud. “Unfortunately for you, I don’t have those kinds of qualms. So back the fuck off of me before I give the marketplace an in-depth lesson in turian anatomy.”

Reyes could feel Archangel’s stillness at the threat of the knife. The two men stared at each other, their eyes hard and furious… then Archangel took a small step back. Reyes quietly released the breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. When the turian spoke again, his voice was flat and ice cold. “You’re a dead man, Vidal. It’s just a matter of time. As soon as I catch you alone… you’re done.” Without another word, he strode away, blending seamlessly into the market’s multispecies crowd.

Reyes turned back to the bar and shot the rest of his drink in one gulp. The little altercation between himself and Archangel had gone unnoticed, but Reyes had to forcibly quell the slight tremble of his hands. Nowadays, death and dismemberment threats were a dime a dozen for Reyes Vidal, but somehow it was different coming from Archangel. That guy is dead serious, Reyes thought. He couldn’t help but wonder what had happened to the turian during the year since they’d met. Archangel had been a vigilante, but his threat today had seemed more… personal.

 Reyes shook his head, pushing the thoughts away. He’s just some washed-up vigilante, Reyes told himself as he swiped a generous tip to the quarian bartender and headed back to Afterlife. And yet, Aria had thought he’d be dead within weeks to months… and here he was, a year later, still going strong.

 Maybe I’ll start taking more populated routes home, Reyes thought to himself. Just in case.

 *********************

 2185 C.E.: 8 months later…

 Reyes sat back in the shuttle, totally at ease in his light armour and heavy weaponry. Fucking Archangel is done, he thought smugly. That asshole has shot me for the last time. Over the past few months, Archangel had made two attempts on his life. The first time, he’d shot off a chunk of Reyes’ left ear, and the second time he’d grazed his shoulder. Reyes’ paranoia and environmental awareness, and sheer fucking luck, were literally the only things that had saved him.

 When Reyes had heard that the Blood Pack, Eclipse, and the Blue Suns were collaborating to take Archangel out, he had bought a bottle of whiskey for Anto and the boys to celebrate. And when he’d heard that the gangs were recruiting freelancers to join in the effort, he’d signed up immediately. Aria had given him one of her trademark you’re-a-fucking-idiot looks when he’d told her. “You’re going to die. Archangel’s already taken out dozens of mercs. It would be amusing if it wasn’t such a fucking waste.” She’d leaned back in her office chair, naked and post-coital, and eyed him skeptically. “You’re just going to be so much more rotting meat on the boulevard if you go.”

 Reyes had leaned down and kissed her hard on the mouth, then left, his stride purposeful. “I’ll bring you back a piece of his carapace as a souvenir,” he called cockily over his shoulder. As the door closed behind him, he’d laughed at her response: “I’ll start interviewing replacements for your job.”

So now Reyes sat in the shuttle with a handful of other mercs, flying out to the rendezvous point. Across from him sat a striking woman in her early 30s wearing an impressive set of blood-red heavy armour, incongruously flanked by a pretty, wide-eyed asari and a gorgeous dark-haired human woman in a skintight black-and-white bodysuit. The armoured woman nodded briefly to him, her green eyes watchful and calm. “What brings you on this mission?” she asked him casually.

 Reyes smirked and pointed to his mutilated left ear. “Archangel took a piece of me. Figured it’s time I returned the favour.” He cocked his head to the side. “You?”

 The woman gave a faint smile. “Credits. I’m hoping for a big payout from this.”

 “Nice try,” Reyes drawled, his eyes sliding over her, from her short crop of black hair to the tips of her blood-red armoured toes. Her gear was high-end with hardly any signs of wear. “Your shit is brand new. What’s your angle?” Reyes’ tone was playful and flirtatious, but he was genuinely curious… and a touch suspicious. Wouldn’t hurt if he could gather some intel on this woman in case Aria wanted to keep an eye on her.

 The woman in red smiled, and her eyes sparkled playfully. “Aren’t you the curious one?” she remarked, the sound of her calm, throaty voice making Reyes smile. “Maybe I wanted to meet the interesting rabble who would sign up for a suicide mission.” She raised one eyebrow, and her dark-haired colleague gave a tiny cough that somehow managed to convey a lifetime’s worth of disapproval. Reyes laughed, reacting to both the woman’s banter and to her colleague’s displeasure. This woman in red was so self-possessed and confident. Reyes liked it.“You might think I’m rabble now, but I’m sure I’ll change your mind,” he purred, then impulsively he added, “Let me buy you a victory drink after this.”

 The woman exchanged a tiny, sardonic smile with her asari companion, who smiled back innocently. Then she turned back to face him. “A victory drink. It’s a plan,” she said, and there was a clear undertone of amusement in her voice. Reyes winked at her, amused when the brunette rolled her eyes. “I’m Reyes, by the way. Reyes Vidal,” he said, extending a hand to her.

 She took his hand with an impressively firm grip. “Adriana. Adriana Shepard.”

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 Garrus slumped behind cover, taking a moment to catch his breath. He was exhausted. He was running out of ammo and genuinely wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold out against the gangs’ onslaught. It was clever for them to recruit desperate mercs; throwing bodies at him was an extremely crude strategy (Garrus could hardly bear to call it a strategy at all), but unfortunately effective over time. He was starting to wear down.

 Another surge of rage towards Sidonis blew through him, and he took a measured breath to control his anger. If I get out of this alive, I will make it my life’s mission to hunt that traitor down, Garrus thought to himself. But first, he had to get out of this alive… and therein lay the problem.

 Another wave of mercs was advancing along the boulevard; Garrus could hear them coming. He using his scope, he peeked over his cover to get a look at what he was facing. A scattering of LOKIs, a handful of ragged batarians, a turian or two, a heavily armoured human… Wait. That garish red armour…. Garrus used his visor to zoom closer on the tiny emblem at the collar of the armed human’s breastplate.

 Wait. Is that…? No. It can’t be.

 The tiny emblem on her red armour: N7.

 Garrus experienced a rush of adrenaline so strong it was practically orgasmic. He only knew one person who wore that eye-watering shade of red armour. But he still couldn’t believe his eyes. Shepard’s dead. She’s dead. She can’t be here… How is that possible? Hope and pessimism warred in his chest as he watched the red-armoured figure more closely. Spirits, he thought in growing amazement. The way she moved, even the twitch of her head to the left then the right before she began to lope up the boulevard…

 It’s her. Shepard is alive.

 Garrus was galvanized. His energy and determination restored, he looked through his sights with fresh focus… and recognized another familiar human. Reyes Fucking Vidal. In his excitement at recognizing Shepard, Garrus had ignored the man she was running beside… the man who was unwisely not wearing a helmet. Reyes smiled and said something to Shepard and lightly hit her in the arm, and Garrus narrowed his eyes and the slimy, charming vorcha.

With renewed focus, Garrus loaded a round into his faithful Black Widow, focused his aim at Reyes’ dark-haired head, and smiled.

 This time, Archangel wouldn’t miss.


Art credits: Garrus pic from http://torron.deviantart.com/art/Garrus-Vakarian-You-ll-Never-Be-Alone-369719464; Reyes pic from @life-is-no-sugarlicking!

Day 6 of Reyes Vidal Week: Liar Liar

Today’s fanfic prompt was a White Lie or a Hard Truth. I chose to go with lies, and to explore his relationship with his “ex-girlfriend”, Zia Cordier, a bit more closely.

Reyes goes a bit dark again today, and shows himself to be a bit of a douche before Ryder met him. (What can he say, he’s a handsome bastard, right?)


Lies.

Little white lies, total misinformation and misdirection, twisting the facts, subconsciously planting suggestions, lies of omission… Reyes Vidal was a master of them all.

Especially the little everyday kind of lie.

“What are you doing later?”

“I’m busy,” Reyes replied, not bothering to look at Zia as he pulled on his gloves. “Business deal. Might run late, but I’ll call you when I’m done.” Three short sentences, and three little lies: he was planning to work all night, but he didn’t have a meeting. There was nothing to run late. And he definitely wouldn’t be calling her later.

Fully dressed, he finally turned and gave her a charming smile… a smile that didn’t quite reach his cold bronze eyes. Zia was naked, lying on her side in bed, her eyeliner smudged, her bright red hair in disarray as she smiled up at him. Reyes liked Zia. That is, he liked her as much as he liked any other attractive woman: enough to sleep with her, enough to work with her, but not enough to be bothered otherwise.

He leaned down and gave her a perfunctory kiss on the lips, then headed towards the door. “I’ll call you,” he promised, then left with a casual wave goodbye.

Another lie. Easy as breathing.

Reyes gave a heavy sigh of annoyance and ended his omni-tool call. “Fuck’s sake, Zia,” he muttered.

Reyes and Zia had worked together on a few trades and deals, but she was slipping in her role with their current ongoing ‘contract’: smuggling ammo. They stole from the Nexus and the Outcasts’ supply lines, then sold the ammo back out to Kadara’s exiles (and the Collective, of course, unbeknownst to Zia), as well as to H-047c and the exile shuttles that stopped by in the port.  

Zia had introduced Reyes to the primary ammo supplier they worked with. And somehow she thought that entitled her to 50% of the profits, Reyes thought snidely, when in reality, that had been her only significant role in this deal: Reyes had been the one to arrange the trade routes, vet and hire the pilots, grease Colt Dalton’s palms and the other port staff to ensure they’d look the other way, set up the Collective spies to infiltrate Sloane’s ranks, and pay Kian to hold the ammo in Tartarus. All Zia had to do was tell him when the new shipments were due to arrive, and this was the second time she hadn’t done so.

She was lucky I even agreed to give her as much as 15% of the profits in the first place. She’s not worth what she’d paid, he thought, anger starting to simmer. He’d just received an irate call from Dalton complaining that other shuttles were being held up, and when the fuck was someone going to come and pick up the definitely-not-a-shipment of definitely-not-stolen goods that Colt definitely knew nothing about?

Reyes pursed his lips. He did not like when his business drew attention. He was going to have to cut her out of this deal. And dump her, of course. Nothing turned him off faster than laziness, sloppiness, and stupidity, and it seemed that Zia might be a combination of all three. He sent her a message asking her to meet him at Kralla’s Song for drinks that evening. As he knew she would, she sent him back an affirmative almost immediately.

That evening, he arrived at Kralla’s late as per his usual, and sat down at the corner table where she was waiting. “Reyes,” she purred, her face lighting in a flirtatious smile. She shifted towards him on the bench until their knees were touching, but Reyes moved his knee away. “You failed to tell me about the shipment yesterday,” he said without preamble, not even bothering to greet her.

Zia sighed, then swore. “Merde!” She tapped her omni-tool. “It’s that asshole Robert. It was his job to notify me. I’m sorry, Reyes. I’ll take over that job. It won’t happen again.”

“That’s true; it won’t. You’re no longer a part of this deal. This little fuckup proves that it would run more smoothly without you. I found another contact who will tell me when the shipments come. I’ll send you your cut for this week, then no more.”

Zia stared at him, her face slack with disbelief. Then she laughed – a hard, grating sound. “You’re fucking joking, right?”

Reyes stared back at her, his face blank. Even if it wasn’t her mistake directly, it meant she didn’t have control over her people. And Reyes couldn’t respect someone who didn’t have the respect of her own employees. “Nope. We nearly got outed because the shipment sat there for almost 24 hours without being picked up. It’s bullshit, Zia. I can’t have that.”

Zia slammed her fist on the table. Nobody noticed; slammed fists, yelling, and scuffles were a dime a dozen at Kralla’s. “You wouldn’t even have that fucking business if it wasn’t for me, you greedy son of a bitch!” she hissed. “You’re just trying to cut me out of my own goddamned deal!”

Reyes shook his head pityingly. “If I hadn’t cleaned up after your mistake, twice, neither of us would have any profits, and Sloane’s people would probably be beating our asses for quietly stealing from them. So, no. You’re out. I’m sorry.” Another lie; Reyes didn’t care, but an apology could sometimes soften the blow.

Zia laughed bitterly; apparently his sorry wasn’t enough. “You selfish, greedy, traitorous motherfucker,” she hissed. Reyes noted the tears in her eyes. “So what, that’s it? You’re finished with me? Just like that?”

Reyes nodded again; both of them knew that this meant the end of their liaison as well as their business. “I’m sorry, Zia.” More lies.

Zia shook her head, raising her eyes to the ceiling to fight back the fall of tears. She gave a little snort of laughter, and Reyes could hear the tiny sob hidden there. She stood and slid out from behind the table, then looked down at him, her face twisted with pain. “You’re a selfish, cruel fils de pute, and one day you’ll be sorry. Did you hear me?” she yelled as Reyes didn’t bother to look at her. “I said you’ll be sorry!” She raised her fist to strike him.

Reyes sighed inwardly, his anger starting to boil, stirring the darkness of the Charlatan. He could grab her fist, tackle her to the ground, even slit her throat before she even knew what was happening, but he had to keep up his appearances as the simple, charming, well-connected smuggler. The time wasn’t right to show who he really was. So he took a deep breath through his nose, swallowed his anger and allowed her to swing at him, blocking her fist with his forearm. She hauled her arm back again, and Reyes permitted her to slap him across the face. Then he stood slowly, his patient, calm persona masking the violent darkness of the Charlatan just beneath. “Just leave, Zia,” he said, his voice purposely dripping with pity. “Before you embarrass yourself further.”

Zia’s chest heaved with emotion; indeed, they had collected a small, drunk audience of melodrama lovers. Zia swallowed hard, her eyes still hot with tears, then finally turned on her heel and stormed towards the stairs.

“Take care of yourself,” he called after her, rubbing salt in the wound… and purposely reinforcing his reputation as the always-joking, never-serious fuckboy. Lies. All lies. He strolled over to the bar and held up a finger for Umi.

Umi rolled her eyes and slid him a cup with two fingers of whiskey. “That was cold,” she said. There was no judgment in her tone; only a statement of fact. He liked Umi for that; she was blunt and matter-of-fact, and didn’t seem to give a shit about anyone. Reyes shrugged. “I know. I’m such a mean bastard,” he said, and gave Umi a flirtatious grin. She stared back at him, her arms folded, totally unimpressed. “You’re also a cheap bastard,” she replied. “You never pay your damn tab.”

“And yet, you’ve never threatened to cut my balls off like you have all the others,” he chuckled, leaning his elbows on the bar. “Why is that, Umi?”

Umi scoffed and opened her mouth, no doubt to deliver a scathing reply, but a crowd of salarians stumbled over to the bar and started yelling orders. Umi threw him a look of deep annoyance, then started filling orders. Reyes chuckled, chugged his whiskey, then turned to leave. “I’ll pay you next time,” he called to Umi as he walked away. “I promise!”

He heard her colourful curse of a reply and chuckled again. Another little lie; unfortunately, he rarely paid Umi, all for the sake of his reputation as a shady wastrel. But what Umi didn’t know was that she actually got a major discount on all her stock, thanks to him (and with some enthusiastic help from Coleman Barnett, who was obviously smitten with her). A benign deception, for once.  

As he reached the top of the stairs of Kralla’s Song, a salarian at the railing stopped him. “Hey. Interested in joining the Collective? We might be able to use someone who can keep a cool head and quell such a – shall we say… emotional display… with your kind of calm.”

Reyes smiled and shook his head. “No, I don’t want to get involved with turf wars. But thanks for the offer.” He walked out the door and headed for his apartment in the port.

That was the biggest lie of all. Nobody was more involved in the Collective than Reyes Vidal. And when the time was right, the Charlatan would reveal a truth-bomb that nobody realized: that Sloane Kelly was a dead woman walking.