Fandom Females Meme: FEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL

Thanks @makocartwheels for the tag! What a great meme.

Rules: List your 10 favourite female characters from 10 fandoms, and tag 10 people. 

I just wanted to point out that it took me a long time to make this post because I had to reset my thinking about my favourite fandoms from “favourite character” to “favourite female character”. My instinctive fave characters are usually males – probably largely because I have a lot of fandom crushes HAHAHA – but I think this probably also speaks to which characters are considered the most prominent and most important in a fandom. All the more reason to do this meme. 

With no further ado, and in no particular order:

1. Mass Effect OT: Tali’Zorah vas Normandy

Those hips. That dance. THOSE MAD TECH SKILLS. DRINKING THROUGH AN INDUCTION PORT. Need I say more?

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2. Mass Effect OT again: Aria T’Loak

“Don’t fuck with Aria.” Again, need I say more?

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3. Dragon Age Inquisition: Cassandra Pentaghast

“Romance is not the sole province of dithering ladies in frilly dresses. It is passion. It is being swept away by the pursuit of an ideal. What is not to like about that?” This quote is everything. 

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4. Harry Potter: Hermione

Always always

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prepared, not cowed by bullies, constantly having to put up with Harry and Ron’s Boy Shenanigans? This is one strong-ass woman.

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5. Black Panther: Shuri

Smart-as-a-whip young female scientist with hella sass? YES PLEASE. As an aside, if this gif isn’t the best fucking thing on the internet right now, I don’t know what is.

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6. Game of Thrones: Arya Stark

“Stick ‘em with the pointy end.” And so she did. ALL OF THEM. (Seriously though I love Arya. Marches to her own drum and never cowed by anybody.)

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7. Uncharted: Chloe and Nadine 

THEY’RE BOTH AMAZING OK. That friendship (and the ship potential!!), the scoffing about men’s bullshit, the teamwork, UGHHH THIS IS THE BEST

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8. Horizon Zero Dawn: Ikrie

She’s loyal; she’s willing to do anything for the people she loves – even if it means letting them go; she bounces back in the face of adversity, and also UM SHE’S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL OK. Ikrie is my bae.

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9. Netflix’s Marvel shows (Daredevil, The Punisher, Luke Cage): Claire Temple 

Claire is completely underrated but honestly a true fucking hero in these shows. She has no “special powers” to keep her safe, but she helps all the heroes at huge personal risk. She doesn’t judge, and she just wants this Fistful of Assholes to stay safe. (Also I ship the hell out of her with Luke Cage.)

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10. Assassin’s Creed Origins: Aya

A woman who suffers arguably the worst thing a parent can ever suffer, but keeps moving forward. A woman who’s forced to put aside her true love for the greater good. The Baya ship, and this character, are honestly so underrated. She’s amazing. 

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Again, thank you to Mako for tagging me. Passing it forward to @littlesnowarrow, @problematic-cinnamon-roll, @cylonalyna, @bluegreenketchup@hellarcanine, @sun-and-shadow-aloy, @contrivedchaos, @vorchagirl – and anyone else who wants to do this meme as well, please tag me so I can see your faves as well!!

keyla-lovely:

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lesbianshepard:

there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.

it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.

they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far

“That’s definitely a dog.” “Incorrect. This is actually an animal called a ‘raccoon’” “What? No! It’s got the ears and the tail!”

“Okay, okay, I got this. That’s not a dog. It’s way too big it’s uhhh I think humans call them bears.” “Incorrect. This is a dog breed called a ‘newfoundland’” 

And when it becomes such a cultural obsession that they run tournaments and the final rounds are displayed live on the worldswide hologram system …

Somewhat cocky contestant (who heckles the others for wrong answers) looks at the hologram on display: “I’ve read up on a lot of Earth animals, even visited the Earth zoo, so you can’t fool me.  It’s a picture on a farm so that’s the first clue.  It’s white, fluffy, got a sloping forehead and no distinct… muzzle.. if I do remember the term correctly.  It’s most definitely a sheep.”  

Trivia host (attempting to hide their joy at finally being able to tell the contestant they’re wrong):  “I’m sorry, that is a dog called a Bedlington Terrier.  It is actually bred to look like a sheep, but notice the lack of keratinized tissue coverings on the extremities that make contact with the ground.  You missed quite an obvious difference there.”  (after the contestant stutters a bit and protests about dogs made specifically to look like not-dogs) “Let’s take it to the judges then” (after consulting small podium-top hologram of judging panel, now grinning and dripping with sarcasm) “Awwww…unfortunately it is a dog and rules of the game do not allow us to award partial credit… toooooo baaaaaad” (super cheerfully) “aaand… next image please!” 

Shepard loves “Dog or Not?”. The human crew never misses a tournament airing. They get it on a vid screen in the mess hall and all crowd around. Some people bring blankets and pillows. Some make snacks to share. Eventually it becomes like a Superbowl party.

Dog or Not becomes a sort of inside joke on the Normandy, one that the non-human crew members still kind of get – they’re always invited to the viewing parties and sometimes sit in – but don’t really understand. Tali especially doesn’t understand when a snickering Shepard elbows her and, pointing to a varren being taken for a walk, asks, “Hey, Tali – dog or not?”

“That’s…that’s a varren, Shepard,” Tali responds, bemused. “You know what a varren is.”

Shepard is still giggling, and Kaidan, who heard the exchange, joins in.

Liara, Ashley, and Shepard go to recover the lost data drive at Admiral Hackett’s request. They eventually find themselves surrounded by the strange monkey-looking organisms.

With a straight face, Ashley comments, “Wow, sure are a lot of dogs on this planet.”

Shepard doubles over. Liara isn’t sure whether or not to laugh. She’s watched “Dog or Not?” before, so she knows these creatures aren’t dogs…right?

Garrus accidentally joins in on the fun after they discover a new species on a fog-covered planet. They’re bright red, they have carapaces, and they breathe fire. The team is examining one’s corpse when Garrus asks hesitantly, “So…is that a dog?”

Shepard’s head whips up and they stare at him for a full five seconds before breaking down. Garrus has to half-carry a wheezing, crying Shepard back to the shuttle. Jack’s eyelashes are wet from her own mirth.

They’re driving full speed over the scorching desert of Tuchanka. They’ve just called Kalros, the mother of all thresher maws, to deal with the Reaper destroyer in their way. All faces are pressed to the windows to see the fight.

Kalros bursts from the sands with an unearthly screech and tackles the Reaper. The two grapple in the sands, both representing the might of organic and synthetic, respectively.

“Garrus,” Shepard says in a low, awed voice.

Garrus has been around Shepard for too long not to know when they’re about to make a joke. “Shepard, I swear on all the spirits of Palaven – “

“That’s the biggest dog I’ve ever seen.”

Garrus quietly regrets all his choices that led him to this moment, then sighs. “Which one?” he returns.

I have never played a Mass Effect game, yet this was very amusing.

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG I AM DYING

anarchoskywalker:

the way garrus vakarian feels so deeply, truly angry at injustice, like it actually wounds him, and doesn’t understand how other people can sit still whilst it happens? the way garrus vakarian doesn’t know how to deal with his increasingly complicated and difficult feelings about family and expectations and instead just runs away? the way garrus vakarian thought abandoning all responsibilities to become a vigilante in a rundown shit hole, acknowledging that he’d most probably die exhausted, alone, barricaded in his own home whilst every crook and scumbag tried to break his door down, he thought that was a good idea? the way garrus vakarian enthusiastically throws himself into suicide mission after suicide mission on the Normandy to the point that without shepard he has to design his own one? the way garrus vakarian says ‘I just want something to go right in my life’ as if he’s unable to see all his qualities, his abilities, and achievements as anything but inadequate, as failures?

deeply relatable.

*cries* GARRUS I’M HERE FOR YOUUUUU

Day 7 of Reyes Vidal Week: The Charlatan and the Archangel

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Today’s fanfic prompt was either Cannon or AU, and I’ve gone totally AU. 

My biggest HC is that Reyes learned all his Charlatan tricks as Aria T’Loak’s protégé, then eventually escaped her by joining the Andromeda Initiative. This is a short story of what might have happened if Reyes had stayed on Omega as Aria’s number-one man instead of joining the Initiative. Some of it is adapted from my original Aria T’Loak/Reyes Vidal story.

Fair warning: I LOVE Reyes and I LOVE Garrus but in this story they go head-to-head. Oh dear oh dear oh dear what have I done…


2183 C. E.: Omega Station, The Milky Way

BLAM. A third and final shot rang out, and the merc towering over Reyes crumpled, bits of skull and blood sprinkling over the docks as he fell. Jesus, that was a close one, Reyes thought with relief as he stood shakily, but he wasn’t in the clear yet.

Being followed and jumped by three armed mercs on a deserted dock on Omega was not Reyes’ idea of a good evening. He probably could have handled the mercs by himself, though it would have been a close shave with them all being armed; but the person who had ‘saved’ him – clearly a sniper, from the precision of the shots and the fact that the shooter had not yet revealed themselves – introduced a new, totally unknown element of danger.

 There. At the upper level ringing the docks, Reyes caught a hint of movement. A figure stood – a male turian, from the distinctive crest. He slung a Black Widow sniper rifle smoothly over his back, then made his way towards the stairs that led down to the docks level as he spoke. “Walking around Omega’s deserted docks at this hour is a good way to get yourself killed.”

Despite the turian’s blunt words, his polyphonic voice sounded kinder than the average turian’s… and unusually kind for Omega. He’s not a local either, Reyes thought. He slapped on a dorky, naive smile and replied, “Yeah, I’ve only been here a couple months – still don’t know where I’m going half the time. Don’t know how to thank you – I’d be dead if you hadn’t stepped in.”

 The turian drew near, and Reyes examined his saviour curiously. The turian sniper sported blue clan paint over his malar carapace, and a distinctive, minimalist visor over his left eye – probably helps with aiming, Reyes thought with interest. The turian looked him over suspiciously and asked, “Are you hurt?”

Reyes shook his head. “I’m good, thanks. Really. That happened so fast.”

 The turian continued to study him, a frankly mistrustful look on his face. “I’ve seen you with Aria T’Loak’s people. You’re falling into a bad crowd there. Maybe I should take you out as well.”

Fuck. Me, Reyes thought with a surge of anxiety. Time for some smooth talking. “I’m with the Alliance. I came here on a mission, but everything went wrong. Aria kept me as a prisoner and now I’m working for her… I didn’t know what else to do.”

 The turian sniper eyed him with open suspicion, then gave a small nod. “Get off this station if you know what’s good for you,” the turian said sternly. He stared intently at Reyes, and there was a gleam of hardness in his eyes. “If I catch you involved in any criminal activity, I won’t be so lenient next time. Go.”

 Reyes nodded emphatically. “Yeah, I’ll try and get out of here. Thanks again, I really…” But his turian saviour was already walking away purposefully. As the turian disappeared into the shadows, Reyes swallowed, then remembered that Anto, Aria’s second-in-command, must be waiting somewhere on the docks for him. He called Anto on his omni-tool.

 Anto answered almost immediately. “What the fuck was that?” he hissed. “I hid when I heard the shots. How the fuck did you get out of that alive?”

 “Some fancy talking,” Reyes replied, as relief began to finally wash over him, making him feel giddy. “Fanciest fucking talking of my life. Who even was that guy?”

 Anto grunted. “We’ve been getting reports about that guy. You’re lucky you’re not dead, Vidal. You just talked your way out of being sniped by Archangel.”

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 Garrus Vakarian melted into the shadows, the Black Widow on his back a comforting weight that reminded him of his purpose. Before she had died, Shepard had jokingly used the phrase ‘taking out the trash’ in reference to criminals getting what was coming to them. With a pang of grief, he thought of how she would have made some kind of joke about him being a garbage-man if she could have seen him now.

 Three criminals down for the count in one night, Garrus thought to himself with grim satisfaction as he slipped through Omega’s alleys and corridors to his shitty studio apartment. That human that they’d been targeting, though… Garrus would have to keep an eye on that one. Maybe he was just an innocent, caught up in Aria’s criminal dealings… But innocence and good intentions could be sullied by greed and corruption in a heartbeat. Garrus had seen it too many times to really have faith in anyone anymore. Especially on Omega.

 He stepped into his apartment and engaged the omni-lock, then fastidiously cleaned his Black Widow before racking it carefully on the wall. He was just preparing a light meal when his omni-tool pinged: Lantar Sidonis had arrived. Garrus swiped his omni-tool to let his compatriot in.

 Sidonis stepped in and the two turians nodded to each other sharply, then Sidonis sat at Garrus’ spartan dining/kitchen table. “How did you fare today?” he asked. Garrus and Sidonis, friendly though they were, rarely bothered with small talk.

 Garrus handed him a glass of water, then joined him at the table with his food. “Took out three would-be murderers today. Eclipse lackeys; no loss. Gathered more info on that protection racket in the Blue Suns’ territory, too. It’s run by a batarian named Niall. But it might be a while before we can take it down. I managed to help out a couple of the families in the meantime.”

 Sidonis lowered his glass and gave Garrus a stern look.  “You’re going to go broke if you keep doing this, Vakarian. You have to stay alive on this station, too. That means having a few credits in your pocket, not giving them all away.”

 Garrus grunted. Sidonis wasn’t wrong; Garrus was dipping into his own savings to pay the families’ protection fees, and soon his credits were going to start dwindling dangerously. But Garrus didn’t see an alternative at this time. If I stop paying their fees, the parents will get murdered, then those kids will become orphans, then they’ll get picked up by the gangs… This is the only way to stop the cycle. Even if it’s temporary.

 SIdonis eyed his friend for a moment longer, then chuckled, his flanged voice warm. “I understand you, Vakarian. I do. Once we have a bigger team, we’ll be able to do more. Just hang in there.” Garrus sighed and nodded, his mandibles flaring in a slight smile. Finally, he took a bite of his dinner. “What’s the progress on the team?” he asked Sidonis. Sidonis had told him he’d found another disgruntled justice-seeker who was sick of red tape and might be willing to join their crusade.

 Sidonis nodded and brought up his omni-tool. “It’s looking good. I’ll send you the dossier. Here’s what I thought…”

 The two turians worked into the night, planning their various missions to sweep Omega clean of crime. Garrus savoured the joy of justice, the grim satisfaction of having a clear purpose. And if sometimes there was a wave of another emotion, something darker and more tragic, accompanied by the bittersweet memory of a certain N7 commander with short black hair and intense green eyes, Garrus shoved it aside.

 There was no time or place for grief or regret. Archangel had a purpose. He had to keep his mind, and his aim, sharp and focused.

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2184 C. E.: One year later…

 Reyes tapped the counter of the bar in Omega’s marketplace and held up two fingers – two fingers of Macallan – to the quarian bartender. The bartender nodded briskly and slid a tumbler across the bar to Reyes, who lifted the tumbler and sipped it leisurely. Today was a relatively relaxed workday; he’d helped Cassian out with a quick interrogation this morning, signed a couple of smuggling deals, and now he was doing some casual info-gathering in the market, listening out for anything interesting – or treasonous – that could be valuable. After all, as Aria always liked to remind him, information was power.

 Reyes was unobtrusively listening to the conversation of a couple of salarian businessmen when he felt someone sidle up beside him at the bar. He glanced to his left… and almost choked on the whiskey that was halfway down his throat as he recognized the person at his elbow.

Archangel. It had been something like a year since Reyes’ encounter with the turian vigilante. In that time, Reyes felt like he’d become a new man, stronger and harder with better survival instincts. Being Aria T’Loak’s number-one agent and fuck buddy could do that to a man. But Reyes had never quite been able to forget the night his ass was saved – and then almost killed – by the turian sniper with deadly accuracy.

 Archangel stared down at him intensely. Turian facial expressions were not Reyes’ forte, but the look in Archangel’s blue-grey eyes was unequivocally hard and unforgiving. “I told you to get off this station if you knew what was good for you,” Archangel said. The hint of kindness that Reyes remembered in his voice was gone. I’m not the only one who’s changed and hardened over the past year, Reyes thought, at the same time as a chill rippled down his back at the turian’s obvious hostility. Reyes mastered his trepidation and gave Archangel a charming smile.

 “Sorry, must have forgotten. How have you been? It’s been what, a year?” Reyes said smoothly, holding up a finger to the bartender and jerking his head at Archangel. The bartender immediately slid Archangel a shot of pale green liquor, but he ignored it, his attention fully on Reyes.

 “You’re one of Aria’s main thugs. Your little story about the Alliance was a lie.”

 The scorn in Archangel’s voice was like a whip, but Reyes ignored it. He hadn’t been lying when he’d said he was Aria’s prisoner a year ago, but he was starting to feel annoyed by the turian. Who the fuck did Archangel think he was? The ethics police? He wasn’t exactly innocent himself. After all, he’d shot three men in cold blood that night. Reyes was annoyed enough that he wanted to return the favour and annoy Archangel in kind. So he pouted mockingly. “That hurts my feelings. I like to think I’m more than just a thug. I’m a man of many talents. But you seem to know all about that already.” Reyes purposely looked away from Archangel, his facial expression bored as he sipped his whiskey.

 He almost jumped at the sound of the turian’s flanged voice close to his ear. “The only reason you aren’t dead right now is that I don’t want to start a public brawl in the middle of the afternoon.”

 Reyes felt a simmering rage at the turian’s holier-than-thou attitude. Quick as a flash, Reyes pulled a short knife from the sheath on his thigh and held it against Archangel’s abdomen… right in the space on the turian body that melted from carapace into more penetrable skin. Reyes stared up into the turian’s eyes, all pretense of joking charm replaced by a cold hardness that would have made Aria proud. “Unfortunately for you, I don’t have those kinds of qualms. So back the fuck off of me before I give the marketplace an in-depth lesson in turian anatomy.”

Reyes could feel Archangel’s stillness at the threat of the knife. The two men stared at each other, their eyes hard and furious… then Archangel took a small step back. Reyes quietly released the breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. When the turian spoke again, his voice was flat and ice cold. “You’re a dead man, Vidal. It’s just a matter of time. As soon as I catch you alone… you’re done.” Without another word, he strode away, blending seamlessly into the market’s multispecies crowd.

Reyes turned back to the bar and shot the rest of his drink in one gulp. The little altercation between himself and Archangel had gone unnoticed, but Reyes had to forcibly quell the slight tremble of his hands. Nowadays, death and dismemberment threats were a dime a dozen for Reyes Vidal, but somehow it was different coming from Archangel. That guy is dead serious, Reyes thought. He couldn’t help but wonder what had happened to the turian during the year since they’d met. Archangel had been a vigilante, but his threat today had seemed more… personal.

 Reyes shook his head, pushing the thoughts away. He’s just some washed-up vigilante, Reyes told himself as he swiped a generous tip to the quarian bartender and headed back to Afterlife. And yet, Aria had thought he’d be dead within weeks to months… and here he was, a year later, still going strong.

 Maybe I’ll start taking more populated routes home, Reyes thought to himself. Just in case.

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 2185 C.E.: 8 months later…

 Reyes sat back in the shuttle, totally at ease in his light armour and heavy weaponry. Fucking Archangel is done, he thought smugly. That asshole has shot me for the last time. Over the past few months, Archangel had made two attempts on his life. The first time, he’d shot off a chunk of Reyes’ left ear, and the second time he’d grazed his shoulder. Reyes’ paranoia and environmental awareness, and sheer fucking luck, were literally the only things that had saved him.

 When Reyes had heard that the Blood Pack, Eclipse, and the Blue Suns were collaborating to take Archangel out, he had bought a bottle of whiskey for Anto and the boys to celebrate. And when he’d heard that the gangs were recruiting freelancers to join in the effort, he’d signed up immediately. Aria had given him one of her trademark you’re-a-fucking-idiot looks when he’d told her. “You’re going to die. Archangel’s already taken out dozens of mercs. It would be amusing if it wasn’t such a fucking waste.” She’d leaned back in her office chair, naked and post-coital, and eyed him skeptically. “You’re just going to be so much more rotting meat on the boulevard if you go.”

 Reyes had leaned down and kissed her hard on the mouth, then left, his stride purposeful. “I’ll bring you back a piece of his carapace as a souvenir,” he called cockily over his shoulder. As the door closed behind him, he’d laughed at her response: “I’ll start interviewing replacements for your job.”

So now Reyes sat in the shuttle with a handful of other mercs, flying out to the rendezvous point. Across from him sat a striking woman in her early 30s wearing an impressive set of blood-red heavy armour, incongruously flanked by a pretty, wide-eyed asari and a gorgeous dark-haired human woman in a skintight black-and-white bodysuit. The armoured woman nodded briefly to him, her green eyes watchful and calm. “What brings you on this mission?” she asked him casually.

 Reyes smirked and pointed to his mutilated left ear. “Archangel took a piece of me. Figured it’s time I returned the favour.” He cocked his head to the side. “You?”

 The woman gave a faint smile. “Credits. I’m hoping for a big payout from this.”

 “Nice try,” Reyes drawled, his eyes sliding over her, from her short crop of black hair to the tips of her blood-red armoured toes. Her gear was high-end with hardly any signs of wear. “Your shit is brand new. What’s your angle?” Reyes’ tone was playful and flirtatious, but he was genuinely curious… and a touch suspicious. Wouldn’t hurt if he could gather some intel on this woman in case Aria wanted to keep an eye on her.

 The woman in red smiled, and her eyes sparkled playfully. “Aren’t you the curious one?” she remarked, the sound of her calm, throaty voice making Reyes smile. “Maybe I wanted to meet the interesting rabble who would sign up for a suicide mission.” She raised one eyebrow, and her dark-haired colleague gave a tiny cough that somehow managed to convey a lifetime’s worth of disapproval. Reyes laughed, reacting to both the woman’s banter and to her colleague’s displeasure. This woman in red was so self-possessed and confident. Reyes liked it.“You might think I’m rabble now, but I’m sure I’ll change your mind,” he purred, then impulsively he added, “Let me buy you a victory drink after this.”

 The woman exchanged a tiny, sardonic smile with her asari companion, who smiled back innocently. Then she turned back to face him. “A victory drink. It’s a plan,” she said, and there was a clear undertone of amusement in her voice. Reyes winked at her, amused when the brunette rolled her eyes. “I’m Reyes, by the way. Reyes Vidal,” he said, extending a hand to her.

 She took his hand with an impressively firm grip. “Adriana. Adriana Shepard.”

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 Garrus slumped behind cover, taking a moment to catch his breath. He was exhausted. He was running out of ammo and genuinely wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold out against the gangs’ onslaught. It was clever for them to recruit desperate mercs; throwing bodies at him was an extremely crude strategy (Garrus could hardly bear to call it a strategy at all), but unfortunately effective over time. He was starting to wear down.

 Another surge of rage towards Sidonis blew through him, and he took a measured breath to control his anger. If I get out of this alive, I will make it my life’s mission to hunt that traitor down, Garrus thought to himself. But first, he had to get out of this alive… and therein lay the problem.

 Another wave of mercs was advancing along the boulevard; Garrus could hear them coming. He using his scope, he peeked over his cover to get a look at what he was facing. A scattering of LOKIs, a handful of ragged batarians, a turian or two, a heavily armoured human… Wait. That garish red armour…. Garrus used his visor to zoom closer on the tiny emblem at the collar of the armed human’s breastplate.

 Wait. Is that…? No. It can’t be.

 The tiny emblem on her red armour: N7.

 Garrus experienced a rush of adrenaline so strong it was practically orgasmic. He only knew one person who wore that eye-watering shade of red armour. But he still couldn’t believe his eyes. Shepard’s dead. She’s dead. She can’t be here… How is that possible? Hope and pessimism warred in his chest as he watched the red-armoured figure more closely. Spirits, he thought in growing amazement. The way she moved, even the twitch of her head to the left then the right before she began to lope up the boulevard…

 It’s her. Shepard is alive.

 Garrus was galvanized. His energy and determination restored, he looked through his sights with fresh focus… and recognized another familiar human. Reyes Fucking Vidal. In his excitement at recognizing Shepard, Garrus had ignored the man she was running beside… the man who was unwisely not wearing a helmet. Reyes smiled and said something to Shepard and lightly hit her in the arm, and Garrus narrowed his eyes and the slimy, charming vorcha.

With renewed focus, Garrus loaded a round into his faithful Black Widow, focused his aim at Reyes’ dark-haired head, and smiled.

 This time, Archangel wouldn’t miss.


Art credits: Garrus pic from http://torron.deviantart.com/art/Garrus-Vakarian-You-ll-Never-Be-Alone-369719464; Reyes pic from @life-is-no-sugarlicking!

Day 3 of Reyes Vidal Week: The Charlatan and the Pirate Queen

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For Day 3: Darkest Moments, Brightest Lights, I’m cheating and reposting from my Reyes/Aria T’Loak origin story. This is the story of how Reyes became the dark and dangerous Charlatan we all love. 


Back in the year 2183 C. E…

An unearthly-sounding scream pierced Reyes Vidal’s ears. The pain was so intense that it took a moment for Reyes to realize that the scream he’d heard was his own. He gasped, sweat dripping down his face onto the metal table, then forced himself to inhale through his nose, trying to focus on his breathing instead of the white-hot agony of his back.

For the hundredth time, Reyes wondered how his corporal could have gotten things so wrong. Their mission was top-secret, known only to Admiral Anderson and the squad. But Reyes had barely had time to land the shuttle on Omega before the rest of his squad was bodily dragged out by a handful of mercs.

I guess I should consider myself lucky that I avoided getting beaten for as long as I did on this shithole of a station, he thought bitterly. Then words and cohesive thought left him as another searing streak of pain lashed across his back.

One day earlier…

Reyes flew the shuttle with focused concentration, listening vaguely to his squadmates joking around as they approached Omega. He’d never been one for participating in the usual pre-mission banter, though he found it comforting. Instead of ribbing with the others, Reyes reviewed what they knew about their current mission.

It was an unusual mission, that much was certain. Admiral Anderson had specifically contacted his squad leader, Corporal Ming Gojevic, for a mission that was to be kept secret even from the Council. Anderson had allegedly received word that the de facto ruler of Omega, a former asari commando named Aria T’Loak, had intel about a major threat to humanity – something about some group called the Collectors. Gojevic’s squad was tasked with obtaining the information from Aria, with the alibi of being on Omega to recover a shipment of Alliance-class weapons that had been stolen by a small-time criminal group called the Talons.

Privately, Reyes was skeptical about the validity of the mission, and his skepticism wasn’t much relieved when Gojevic informed the squad that Anderson’s source was a Prothean academic. What a Prothean professor has to do with galactic security is beyond me, but also beyond my pay grade, I guess, Reyes thought to himself.

Reyes had lost count of the number of intel-gathering missions he had completed. It was unusual for a shuttle pilot to become an intelligence officer, and Reyes had largely fallen into the role by accident. Alliance training seemed so long ago now – what was it, nine years ago? Ten? – but Reyes had first stood out among his cohort specifically by not standing out. Unlike many soldiers, Reyes had been reserved, unassuming, and watchful. He was a chameleon, blending into any group without drawing notice for being too talkative or too quiet. He’d excelled at pilot training and mechanics, but nobody knew it since Reyes never talked about himself. He had a way of deflecting attention even when his skills were well above average. As a result, he’d gotten himself noticed by a recon officer, Jen Tahashi, who had persuaded him to get recon training and then to join Gojevic’s intel gathering team as a double-duty shuttle pilot/intel officer.

Nine (or was it ten?) years and countless missions later, Reyes had enough experience to notice that this mission felt different somehow. The Citadel was still reeling from the great battle that had taken place just a few months ago, and Reyes suspected that the pervasive anxiety and paranoia on the Citadel were affecting the administration’s critical thinking skills… including Anderson’s decision to take the tip for this current mission seriously. But Gojevic was definitely taking the mission seriously; Reyes had never seen her so quiet and still during a rideout. She usually liked to joke along with the squad in order to engender good humour and teamwork before the mission.

As they zipped within hailing distance of Omega, Gojevic turned to the small squad of only four people, including Reyes and Gojevic herself. “Okay, listen up,” she said, her tone uncharacteristically serious. “This mission might sound frivolous, but believe me when I say the stakes are high. Now, we can’t hide that we’re Alliance; but we do this as quickly and politely as possible. You know about Aria T’Loak from the briefings; you know she is not to be trifled with.” Gojevic stared at the squad until they all nodded at her, including Reyes. “Good. Remember, small arms and blades only. We don’t want to present a threat.”

Reyes eyes his flight control display and frowned. They were 5 minutes from docking, and he hadn’t yet received a hail from Omega’s docking bay. That’s unusual, he thought, and pointed it out to Gojevic. “Not sure whether protocols are more casual on this station, given its reputation,” he added.

Gojevic pursed her lips and shook her head. “Unfortunately, I’m not familiar enough with this place to know what their usual protocol is. Let’s just land, and we’ll figure it out from there.”

Reyes nodded a sharp affirmative and smoothly settled the shuttle in the docking bay. The other two team members, Adhira Kaur and Deshawn Andrews, unstrapped their safety restraints and stood. But before Reyes could do anything more than unstrap himself from his seat, there was a loud banging on the shuttle door.

Gojevic looked at Reyes in alarm, and gave one sharp nod. Immediately, Kaur and Andrews stepped to the periphery of the shuttle, and Reyes slid into the passenger area of the shuttle. He pulled a lever at the bottom of the seat that Kaur had just vacated, and the seat tilted back by 90 degrees. Reyes lifted a hidden panel under the seat, revealing a hidden compartment. He swiftly slid into the compartment, and one of his teammates closed the compartment, enclosing Reyes in darkness.

There was a second round of banging on the shuttle door, and then a deep batarian voice barked, “Open up!” Reyes closed his eyes for a second, grateful for the hidden compartments that had recently been installed in all Alliance recon shuttles. This was only the second time Reyes had had to use it, though. He could either exit the compartment from the way he got in, or via a narrow passage that emerged at the starboard base of the shuttle, on the opposite side as the door. Reyes dearly hoped he would be able to get out the way he got in.

Reyes heard the shuttle door open, and then heavy footsteps entering the shuttle… A lot of footsteps. “Excuse me! What do you think you’re-” Gojevic’s voice was cut off by the distinctive thudding noise that accompanied a blunt strike to the abdomen. “Shut the fuck up,” the batarian voice said. Kaur’s voice then floated to Reyes’ ears: “Get your hands off me!” Reyes’ heart rate doubled as he heard the sharp crack of a slap, followed by a squeal of pain. There was a brisk shuffling noise, two more heavy thuds, a loud thump that sounded like a body hitting the floor, and then a brief silence. “Get them out of here,” the batarian voice said. “Aria will know about this soon. We need the information before she raids the HQ again.”

There was a grunted affirmative, and then heavy sliding noises… likely the sounds of his squad being dragged off to the HQ of whoever had taken them out. Reyes felt a slow trickle of sweat drip down his nose. He continued to breathe silently through his mouth until the sound of footsteps completely disappeared. Well, this is a clusterfuck, he thought. He was now stuck waiting in the shuttle’s hidden compartment until it was safe to emerge and blend into the general population on Omega… and that would likely take hours. Reyes slowly and silently slid his left arm up until he could see his watch. The time was 13:07. Reyes gave an internal sigh, and forced his muscles to relax. Need to prevent cramps and stay mobile… This might end up being a rescue mission as well as intel-gathering. In all recon missions, the primary goal was always to recover the intel, but given the unprecedented attack, Reyes was fairly sure he would get a slap on the wrist if he didn’t at least try to rescue his entire squad. He smirked faintly; he never failed to amuse himself, especially in high-pressure situations.

The hours crept by as slowly as an elcor production of Hamlet. Reyes alternated between meditative breathing to master his nerves – a skill which he’d mastered when he was a young teenager – and listening curiously to the dockside chatter, picking up tidbits of local news. He managed to hear a comment from some idiot about the Blue Suns’ new prisoners… and now I know who to look for to find Gojevic and the others, he thought. But Reyes couldn’t figure out why a merc gang would attack an Alliance shuttle so brutally and without provocation.

Reyes was also interested in people’s thoughts about the notorious Aria T’Loak. Everything Reyes knew about Aria was from the briefing on this mission, and it wasn’t much, but the opinions of the dock’s denizens were enough to pique his curiosity. Aria seemed to elicit very polarized feelings in the populace: devotion and hatred, terror and admiration, and above all, caution.

At around 05:00, the noises on the docking bay had largely settled, and Reyes felt it would be safe to finally exit the shuttle. Slowly and painstakingly, he slid along the length of the compartment to the hidden exit on the starboard side. He pulled up his omni-tool and scanned for heat signatures: none nearby. Reyes slowly slid the hidden door open, waited for one minute, then slid out of the compartment. Slowly, silently, he rose to his feet, and seeing nobody in the vicinity, he slid into the nearest bank of shadows and quietly made his way towards the slums. He laid low there until the marketplace opened.

******************

The night cycle was in full swing on Omega, and the station was twice as lively as it was during the day. Reyes, dressed in rumpled civvy clothes, stood in the lineup for a club called Afterlife, chatting and joking with a turian weapons merchant and his human business partner. Reyes was playing the part of the good-natured doofus Alliance lackey, on shore leave on big-and-bad Omega, and his acting seemed successful so far: the merchant, who had sold weapons to Aria’s people on multiple occasions, had already mentioned the name of Aria’s right-hand man – one Anto Korragan – and where exactly in Afterlife she could be found. Reyes continued to banter with the merchants until the elcor bouncer finally let him in.

Reyes bade farewell to his new friends and strolled to the bar. He ordered a whiskey and made some idiotic comment to the bartender about the dancing talent. Then he leaned against the bar, drinking his whiskey and gazing around in apparent wonder. In reality, he was checking the security level in the bar… and fuck, is it heavy. There were heavily armed guards at every entrance. And at the raised dais, where Aria was allegedly situated, there were at least four guards that he could see. Reyes had no intention of pulling his weapons if he could avoid it, but he wanted to at least know what he’d be up against if it came to that. Definitely not a situation where I want to take my chances.

Reyes had just finished his whiskey and was deciding how to approach Aria when he suddenly felt the muzzle of a small gun in his back. He closed his eyes in resignation. Fuck’s sake. This is just one disaster after another, he thought as he slowly turned to face his assailant. A small asari dancer, whom Reyes had completely overlooked, was smiling flirtatiously at him, but her eyes were hard and cold as marbles as she kept the gun leveled at his liver. “Aria would like to make your acquaintance,” she murmured in a faux-sexy voice. Reyes managed to smile charmingly at the dancer. “Aria T’Loak? I’m a huge fan. It must be my lucky day.”

The dancer gave a nasty laugh and pushed the muzzle firmly into his abdomen under the guise of pressing herself against him sensually. “A smartass, eh? You’ll watch your fucking mouth or Aria will cut it off for you.” She gave him a small push in the direction of the dais, her tiny pistol still pointed at him. Sighing, Reyes walked towards the dais, ignored by the club’s partying clientele.

He slowly walked up the dais, noting that there were actually eight guards on Aria’s dais alone. If she can afford to have this many men in this club right now, how many does she have on the station in total? he wondered incredulously. A batarian guard scanned Reyes with his omni-tool, and the omni-tool beeped twice as it identified the knife sheathed on his belt and the small pistol at the small of his back… but the guard didn’t relieve Reyes of his weapons. This made him more nervous than reassured. This woman isn’t intimidated by weapons. The guard jerked his head in Aria’s direction, a silent order for Reyes to step forward. And finally, at the top of the dais, he got his first glimpse of Omega’s Pirate Queen.

Aria T’Loak was short – almost a foot shorter than Reyes – but her small frame exuded a krogan battlemaster’s worth of power. Her asari curves were wrapped in a skintight black bodysuit with tantalizing cutouts that forcibly – and distractingly – reminded Reyes of bondage gear, but her broad-shouldered white jacket neutralized the sexiness and added to her mien of authority. Her upright posture spoke of confidence, and the tilt of her chin and her folded arms screamed cold, hard power. There was no doubt in Reyes’ mind that this woman was a force to be reckoned with.

Aria kept her back to him and continued to watch the goings-on in the club as though she had all the time in the world. Slowly, she turned her head to look at him, and her gaze was ice cold and bored as fuck. “You’re with the Alliance,” she said; it was a statement, not a question. The voice matched the woman: smooth as silk, ice cold, and completely controlled.

Reyes was fairly sure that Aria would see through his idiot-Alliance-boy persona in two seconds, but he had to give it a try. He smiled broadly at her and gave a small salute. “Yes ma’am! First time on shore leave on Omega. I can’t believe I’m meeting you on my first time here!”

“Cut the shit,” she said coolly, a tiny hint of impatience in her voice. She then turned to face him. “I know you came here with a little squad of do-gooders on a shuttle yesterday afternoon. I have your people.” She raised one eyebrow at him, gauging his reaction.

Hmm, Reyes thought, Looks like that Blue Suns thug was right about Aria raiding their HQ. Reyes gave up the doofus act abruptly, his face falling into a completely neutral expression. He straightened out of his casual, loose posture and adopted an at-ease stance. Aria was clearly far too intelligent to fool with simple deception. “That’s correct. We came on a mission.”

Aria tilted her head slightly, her face still cool and expressionless. Then, to Reyes’ surprise, she said, “Does this have anything to do with that T’Soni bitch?”

Reyes didn’t move a muscle, not on his body, not on his face. He even continued to breathe normally. But his mind was racing. Shit. How does she know? he thought. His squad had their alibi, and all intel officers were extensively trained in dissembling and deception. If one of them had actually cracked and told their real reason for being there… The mission is compromised, he thought, his stomach dropping in dread both at the thought of failure, but also at the unwelcome question: What did she have to do to get our real purpose out of the squad?

To Reyes’ dismay, Aria seemed to have seen something in his face, because she turned away from him and gave a dismissive wave of her hand. “Lock him up. Interrogate him.”

Reyes opened his mouth to protest – what the fuck! – but before he could say a word, an electric shock pulsed over his body, seizing his breathing and his muscles. Suddenly, the floor was rushing towards his face and then-

***************

Aria stood at the wall of monitors in her office, watching the Alliance man being tortured. The Alliance man – a Terran named Reyes Vidal, according to his dog tags – howled in pain as one of Aria’s torturers, a turian named Cassian, lashed him a third time. So he’s affected by the conventional methods of torture, she thought impassively. Must be his first time in the chair. And yet, despite the four lashes to his back, he wasn’t a sobbing mess, and he wasn’t begging for mercy. That was something of a surprise. She watched the monitor more closely as Cassian delivered another blow of the whip to the Alliance officer’s back. He screamed, but then… Aria narrowed her eyes as she watched him, then drew back, a faint hint of a smile on her lips. He’s using meditative breathing to master the pain, she thought, with a twinge of approval. Breathing techniques and meditation were taught to asari children as a matter of course, but Aria knew that only certain humans from certain cultures learned them. Looks like this Reyes Vidal clown is one of them, she thought. Aria always made sure that her own people learned meditative breathing, specifically for this purpose: to withstand torture.

After Cassian delivered a sixth blow to the human’s back, she called him on her omni-tool. “Stop,” she said flatly. “I’m coming down.” Aria didn’t wait for a reply before ending the call. She turned away from the monitors and headed towards her holding cells in the sub-basement of Afterlife. If he’s new to torture but not sobbing for mercy after six lashes, I won’t get anything from him by submitting him to further pain. Seeing another human in pain, on the other hand…

She walked leisurely, her casual stroll contrasting with her rapidly shifting thoughts. Aria had known that telling that Liara T’Soni bitch about the Collectors and their mystery cargo might bring more trouble… but she hadn’t been expecting the Alliance to show up at her door. And she definitely hadn’t been expecting the Blue Suns to attack the Alliance berks before they’d even had time to try to suck up to her. You’d think that fistful of assholes would have learned their lesson after I destroyed their little meeting with the Collectors a few months ago. They’re getting cocky… These contracts they keep getting must be worth a hell of a lot for them to be willing to cross me.

It wouldn’t do for the Blue Suns to think they could kidnap whoever they pleased, especially if it had the potential of interfering with Aria’s other businesses. So Aria had reinforced her lesson in the early hours of the morning. Accompanied by Anto and another guard, she’d stormed the Blue Suns’ HQ and killed a third of their operatives with a single biotic blast before asking any questions. Then she’d taken the three Alliance hostages back to Afterlife with her, leaving a message with the surviving operatives: “Tell Tarak to call me. Immediately.” The Blue Suns’ leader had called her within the hour; by that time, the male Alliance berk had expired from wounds inflicted by Tarak’s thugs. She had told Tarak in no uncertain terms that he would keep his hands off any Alliance personnel unless expressly told otherwise by her. With a significant proportion of his operatives bleeding on the floor of the HQ, he had agreed. Like he had a fucking choice, Aria thought coldly as she descended the lift to the sub-basement.

Aria’s first stop was the cell containing the two remaining Alliance operatives, each with their hands cuffed and their feet loosely bound so they could walk but not run. Both operatives looked distinctly the worse for wear; they’d suffered a substantial beating at the hands of the Blue Suns, a beating that the male officer hadn’t survived.

Grizz, a faithful batarian, was standing guard over the two Alliance women. Aria jerked her chin wordlessly at the older woman, who seemed to be the leader of the squad from her age and stoic bearing. Grizz grabbed the woman and pulled her out of the cell. “Where are you taking her?” croaked the younger human, a woman with mocha-brown skin and a snotty, tear-stained face. “Quiet, Kaur,” the older woman said firmly.

“Yes, Kaur, be quiet,” Aria said lazily, not bothering to spare a glance at either woman’s face. She pulled the leader’s dog tags from her shirt and glanced at them. “Ming Gojevic. So, Ming. How do you feel about Kaur exposing your little secret mission? It’s a bit late for her to be quiet now.” Aria had learned (from a sobbing Blue Suns operative with only one remaining limb) that the younger woman had blabbed her squad’s mission the first 2 minutes of her beating. A complete amateur. I’m surprised the Alliance let her off the Citadel.

Ming didn’t answer Aria’s question, and when Aria finally deigned to look at her face, she was satisfied to see that the woman’s eyes were lowered in deference. Doesn’t want to piss me off. Respectful, at least. But also doesn’t want to talk. This was a pretty solid little recon squad, aside from the snitch in the cell. Too bad for the Alliance; this squad could have been very useful to them if they hadn’t tried to sneak around on my turf. Aria nodded to Grizz and set off towards Reyes’ cell without a backwards glance. She heard Grizz push the older woman roughly, and then the sound of her shuffling walk.

Just before Aria reached Reyes’ cell, she held up her hand to Grizz for him to stop and hold the prisoner. Then she nodded to Reyes’ guard, who opened the cell, and Aria stepped inside.

Reyes was seated on a stool at a sterile-looking metal table, his arms stretched in front of him and cuffed in place. His naked torso shone with sweat, and blood from the messy whip cuts on his back trickled down into the waistband of his pants. His head was bowed between his outstretched arms, and Aria could hear him continuing to take deep, even breaths through his nose. Her estimation of him increased further at this display of self-control. “Reyes Vidal,” she said, and Reyes lifted his head to look at her. Idly, she observed that he was quite handsome, even with his sweaty face drawn in pain: dark gold skin, unusual bronze eyes, nice lips. Only his boring bog-standard Alliance buzz cut detracted from his attractiveness. Aria was faintly amused that his face was completely expressionless, showing none of the pain he’d expressed through his tedious screaming.

Aria and Reyes stared at each other without speaking for a long, tense moment, until finally Aria raised one eyebrow sardonically. “Who sent you here?” she asked, her voice flat and cool.

Reyes continued to stare at her, unspeaking. The only sound in the room was his breathing and the soft occasional drip as his sweat hit the floor. Aria almost smiled. Impressive, she thought, but he’s just making it harder on himself. She snapped her fingers.

Grizz stepped into the cell behind her, dragging Gojevic with him, and flung Gojevic on the floor at Aria’s feet. Gojevic gasped with pain on impact with the floor, then struggled to her knees. Aria kept her eyes fixed on Reyes as she held out a hand to Grizz, and Grizz placed an M-11 Suppressor pistol in her palm.

Aria felt a cold thrill of satisfaction as this sequence of actions finally elicited a reaction from Reyes. His eyes widened slightly as they darted to Gojevic, then to the gun in Aria’s hand. Fucking humans, Aria thought snidely. They’re so transparent. Aria flicked off the safety and pointed the gun at Gojevic’s knee. “Let’s try this again,” she said smoothly. “Who sent you here?”

Reyes’ gaze flew back to Aria’s face, and she experienced a little thrill: his face was still neutral, but anger was starting to burn in those strange bronze eyes. And yet, he still said nothing. Aria gave a tiny bored shrug and shot Gojevic in the knee.

The gunshot echoed loudly in the tiny cell, as did Gojevic’s shriek of agony. But Aria continued to watch Reyes’ face. His jaw clenched and he squeezed his eyes shut at the woman’s scream, but still, still, he was silent. So stoic for a human so young, she thought with grudging respect. That’s something I can use. Aria slowly crouched down next to Gojevic, who was breathing raggedly on the floor… and pushed her index finger into the bloody bullet hole. Gojevic screamed again, and Reyes slammed his cuffed fists on the table, just once. “Fuck!” he burst out.

Aria removed her finger from the wound and wiped her hand carelessly on Gojevic’s shoulder. She rose slowly to her feet and twirled the Suppressor idly on one finger before levelling it at Gojevic’s head. “Ready to talk yet?”

Reyes looked at her, and Aria couldn’t help the tiny smirk that pulled up one corner of her mouth. His face was practically incandescent with rage, his teeth bared like an animal. No begging from this one, no pleading, just… rage. That, I can definitely use. “I have nothing to say to you,” he spat, his Spanish accent thickened with anger.

Aria shrugged. “Fine,” she said lazily, and Gojevic’s head slammed back as the Suppressor’s bullet hit home. Gojevic’s bleeding skull hit the ground with a sickening thud as Aria turned to Grizz and handed him the pistol. “Take him to Anto. Constant supervision, Level 1 security personnel only. Stitch him up and start orientation in three days.” Grizz nodded, then stepped out of the cell to make the call.

“Now what?” Reyes said, his voice raw from screaming, but otherwise flat and emotionless. Aria knew what he was really asking: whether she was going to kill him. She turned back to face him. “Now you’re stuck with me, little boy. You took the wrong fucking mission.” Over her shoulder, she called out, “Grizz! Send that Alliance girl back to the Citadel on the next ship. I have a message for them.” She turned back to Reyes, and for the first time, she smiled at him – a cold, reptilian smile that made his skin ripple in goosebumps.

“Tell them nobody fucks with Aria.”


If you enjoyed this chapter, please feel free to check out the whole tale at AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11041485?view_full_work=true

Art credits: Reyes pic from the ever-talented @life-is-no-sugarlicking​; Aria pic from http://fcbs.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-3-Aria-T-Loak-425570673.