Bioware about DA4 romances:
And here is the romancable companions you can choose from!
Me:
*looks at the adorkable blond male human that happens in every game*
Aw…I’m gonna friend zone him so fast.
Bioware:
Wha-but he’s an interesting character! And he’s really sweet!
Me:
I’m sure he is but you know what I’m here for…Now where’s the new handsome elf with commitment issues who’s heart I must win?
Bioware:
*sigh*…he’s over there.
Me:
Noice. *waddles over to him*
Bioware:
You’re an idiot.
Me:
Don’t you judge me you made me like this! *throws cash* Now take my money and leave me to emotionally drain myself.
I FEEL SO CALLED OUT RIGHT NOW
… or at least I would if this wasn’t 100% painfully ACCURATE












